I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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