Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
why is half of my head shaved?
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