its not stalking. its research.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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