Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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