He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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