shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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