Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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