Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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