Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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