you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
