office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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