No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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