Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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