We need to rekindle our bromance
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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