we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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