How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tell her she can't have a vagina
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I need moral support for this bender
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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