epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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