ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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