Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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