I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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