I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
