I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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