Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I forgot how hot balto sounded
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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