i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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