Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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