Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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