You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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