im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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