I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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