I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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