Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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