Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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