East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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