But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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