K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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