I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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