I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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