D3 body, D1 cock
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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