can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
