He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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