How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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