I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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