She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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