i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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