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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
third nipple confirmed
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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