He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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