He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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