her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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