Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i've created a new STD.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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