Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Me too!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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